So I'm a logical person, but everyday I'm confronted with the illogical. From someone telling me my kids are going to believe that every ad is real, that TV shows mirror real life and that the video games they play are encouraging violence. So I've bred stupid children who have no idea what's real and what isn't. How is it logical to believe that a cartoon about a family with a beer drinking dad, and a mum with blue hair is based on real life?
These characters never grow older, and they never learn anything, yep just like real life. An ad for a hair product comes on and I'm supposed to believe that if I use this product my hair will be lustrous and beautiful just like the model who's hair has been done by a stylist, and she has a makeup artist on standby. Come on that's illogical to expect anyone to believe that rubbish. In real life everyone wakes up in the morning with their hair brushed and make up perfect, they never use the bathroom, they rarely need to blow their nose, and when was the last time you saw one of them fart? But I'm told that watching too much TV will rot my brain and the brains of my children. The games my son plays are full of violence, but you don't see him out in the neighbourhood shooting at anything that moves. For one he knows it's fake, and for two he's to busy shooting the fake ones to get off his arse and go outside.
Get outside, get them involved in a sport, blah blah. Sure lets do that, and then lets fork out the huge fees for enrolling them and providing their uniforms for said sport. Then there's the extras if they want to go further in the sport, costing more and more money, I'm all for plonking the kids in front of the tube and only paying for the electricity. It's cheaper so therefore more logical.
Plain packaging for cigarettes. Hmmm, brilliant idea, this is why we pay our politicians the big bucks. A smoker doesn't buy smokes cause of the pretty packaging, we buy it cause we have an addiction and enjoy it. It's illogical to assume people will smoke less cause they come in plain ugly packaging, but we are expected to buy that idea.
Safety warnings on packaging. Don't put plastic bag on childs head as may cause suffocation! Really? Shit I had no idea. I've got a box of sandwich bags in my pantry with that on it. I'd like to see anyone get their head in one of those without tearing it. Do not ingest this huge bottle of bleach! Oh thanks for the warning I would of been using it in my coffee. I don't know about you but when I see a sign on the floor saying slippery when wet, I instantly start to run just to see if the sign is right. Caution. Fire is hot! Good grief, I've been living my life in a dream world, thinking that I could put my hands in a fire and nothing would happen. Caution: Door opens! Ummmmm pretty sure that's what they are supposed to do.
Okay, so they have to put them on everything cause some idiot will go ahead and do it then sue cause there was no warning. But seriously teach logic in school and we'll be better off.
Sure guns don't kill people, people kill people, but they use guns to do it. Yes your right, they also use knives and whatever else they can, but that expression just pisses me off. Even if someone trips over the gun they left lying at the top of the stairs (no I don't know why they would do that), and falls down the stairs and breaks their neck, it wasn't the gun that did it it was the idiot that put it there in the first place. So to make the statement in the first place is ruled illogical, and so said Mr Spock (well he probably didn't cause they didn't have guns in Star Trek, but he would of if they did).
Breast feeding is better for your baby, well sure it is, we all know that, but not everyone can breast feed, so it makes no sense to put them down for it. Your making them tense which is not helping them or their baby, they feel guilty and have no need to. They are raising their babies as best they can, and I have no doubt they will turn out just as good as the breast fed ones (unless it's a pack of wolves raising them who can't breast feed a human child cause it's just wrong, they might have issues).
I'm thinking we should have a Logical Party who we can vote in instead of the morons we have. Mr Spock could be the leader of the party, and they could pass laws stopping morons from suing over the most ridiculous things which would mean the rest of us wouldn't have to pay for it. If I tell someone there is no biscuits left, and they say I just want one, I want to slap them silly, but they are already stupid so no point. If there is none, then it doesn't matter how many you want you can't have any, geez.
Wow this has turned into a rant, guess I'm just sick of the stupid questions I'm getting everyday, from people who can't actually use their brains to think for themselves, or the ears to listen to what is being said. Sorry for the rant, I hope you got a laugh out of it though, and hey I feel alot better for it.
I still think Mr Spock could be a better leader of the free world, than any we have now.
Catch ya
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