There comes a time...

to start thinking about an old folks home for the parents. Dad has got to be pushing 100 now (well it sure feels like it) and Mum must be not far behind. Okay so maybe they aren't really that old, but my blog I'll say what I want.

So I'm thinking it's time to start looking for that luxurious accommodation that will take them through the rest of their lives. Something by the water maybe, somewhere warm I'm thinking. So I've started shopping around. Found this perfect rustic little place by a river.

And there's no fences, just a mine field to protect the residents. They have a wonderful medical centre attached.

And it's filled with the latest equipment such as this contraption that I'm told helps with back pain and arthritis.

And this one which is the latest in acupuncture therapy.

The staff were wonderful Mum and Dad, such friendly faces and so caring of their old folk as they call them. 

Don't be put off by the uniform, they are all home made, these staff members do not care for frivolous things such as fashion they expend all their efforts and time on you, their wonderful residents. Here's a picture of the manager, he used to run a Motel but he has had dealings with old people and he seems to do an excellent job. 

They also understand that not all retirees enjoy just sitting around and relaxing while chatting with friends, so you'll have the opportunity to earn a bit of spending money. 

So I think this is the place for you both. I can just see you there now, sitting and chatting, playing tag in the minefield, sitting down and relaxing after a session on the rack or in the acupuncture therapy chair. I just know you'll love it. And don't worry we will pop out to visit you whenever we get the chance. Just sign this bit of paper and I'll look after everything this end for you, you won't need to worry about a thing, I'll pack up all your belongings and send them on to you. 

"What's that Dad? Oh that's the ambulance come to take you to your new home. Well yes they usually do put bars on the windows so that no one can break them throwing rocks. Of course Mum and Dad I'm always thinking of you. Now just let these nice gentleman strap you in, yes it's a new sort of seat belt, yeh it is a bit like a jacket Mum. Okay off you go, bye see you soon."

Catch ya

Cathy